Monday, August 9, 2010


seriously chad and I are not celebrities I dont know why I thought it was ok to combine our names as our blog site...we are not spidy nor benifer nor brangilina so nasty if i knew how to i would change it but since my sis is the one who helps me with that oh well ....p.s. I would totaly love to be a celebrity so if anyone knows how to make that happen let me know asap

homeward stretch

HELL TO THE YEAAAAH!!!!........ Only 17 more days till me and my girl C-lo.. are home

only seventeen more days until:)

..I enter that horrific airplane where I must contain my 18 month old diva daughter in a tiny seat...all I can say is she will be obease after that plane ride cause heaven knows i'll be shoving fruit snacks in her mouth to keep her happy.

..I see my family and friends

..I inhale a cafe rio pork salad with black beans, house dressing, and shredded lettuce, please. I could cry just thinking about tell you the truth I think I have missed it more than my fam dam ha sorry guys my golden child brother play baseball.

..not live in this nasty hot humid, GHETTO people town, honestly i would rather see primpy, hair poofed, crazed pagent utah girls then have to live with the crazies in Texas. see ECLIPSE with my sisters, I still have not seen it booooooooooo!!! off chloe and all her new tricks

..start making halloween costumes WAHOOOOOoOO

..look for a cute humble aboad to reside in

..Have a girls night with my besties

..Have a girls night with my sisters

..hell I can even have a girls night with my brothers

..see the beautiful red rocks

..see my favorites people in lehi:)

love and light batches (hahaha jersylicous)


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

getting a little bored in what do you do..make indian videos DUH

Part one

Part 2

Fireworks Batches I wish i could just say what i mean but i wont mwhahaha


Getting ready to go to the parade....and kuddos to me for not going and buying her outfit like usual I made her shirt all from older clothes woo woo chloe eating (insert here cross eyed little boy off denise the menice voice) uhhhh an apple..
After about the 11th group of chunky cheerleaders walked by they got a little tired
and here is were i get upset so i made chloe the cutest 4th of july tutu and shirt, she wore it to church and by the time we were about ready to got to the picnic she had gone into my make up and destroyed it...and i didnt even get a pic oh well... so this is why chloe is wearing pink instead of red white and blue...what a shame girl

but of course that didnt stop her from doing the classic popsicle face on the fourth of july pic:)

I think im obsessed with putting chloe in bright colors..oh well tis the season

where's waldo aka chloe

chloe likes to hide in anything and everything one da y I had put her in "time out" and I go to check on her and she had gone into our closet and was hiding in chads huge suit case it was so funny. Another funny story, chloe's timeout spot is on our bed and whenever chloe is done with her time out I make her apoligize and say sorry for what she has done. So one day she is taking a nap on our bed and she wakes up and looks around and sees that she is on the bed and starts saying I sowie (sorry), I be nice... and she just kept repeating it, it was so funny!!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Monday, June 21, 2010

tori and kitty i miss you

its kinda crazy how much life changes once you get married i have lived in pittsburgh boston texas northern utah southern utah and had a baby, i love to look back sometimeson the great memories i shared with my two closest friends katie and tori if im ever having a hard day i think to one of our many memories and just busting up laughing i miss you girls cant wait to see you at the end of the summa summa summa time ...

reasons to love torrence.
  1. tori and i met in the 2nd grade and have been friends ever since
  2. begging anne to let us have sleepovers, "my anne your looking very beautiful today".
  3. tori hogging the tramp and forcing me to watch her do tricks "one more, one more"
  4. walks to wal mart to get candy, which also meant stealing my dads change
  5. her making me pee my pants all the time
  6. mini hair brushes...our secret code for popsicles haha
  7. make overs with her sisters, which also meant photo shoots
  8. notes
  9. her coming home with me everyday after school, and me telling my mom she just got off at my bus stop to walk to wal mart, (ME: tori my mom isnt gonna care if you come over just ride the bus home with me, TORI: ness she said that you have to do your chores before i come over now, ME: tori your being dramatic just come over , MOM: vanessa i told you no friends until your chores are done what the hell, ME: mom she just got off my bus stop to go to wal mart she not even hanging out here, ME TO TORI IN PRIVATE: tori can someone come get you hahahaha
  10. our britney spears lucky video
  11. ditching restitution to go get food and my mom catching us
  12. going to mill creek and tori didnt even have to
  13. convincing tori to switch into chior and her saying she is a soprano just to be able to stand by me when we all know she is a bass.
  14. laughing in church when its supposed to be quiet
  15. mr murdocks class, and we would stop at the vending machine right before
  16. uhhhhh. mr simkins math class and uhhhh counting how many time he said uhh and him splitting us up and putting tori in the back of the class with all the brown people hahha
  17. having my dad drop us off to college ward activity cause we still didnt have cars hahaha
  18. drinking herbel tea on her porch
  19. girls camp ughhhhhhhh
  20. long talks about her dad and my mother
  21. boy drama, me kissing matt then puking all night cause i felt bad..and cute anne coming in and asking if i needed some tea
  22. driving glenns green jeep that was a stick shift hahaha get the hell out of the way, we almost killed ten emos haahahaha
  23. roller blading ALL over st. george
  24. crunch wraps
  25. el cheapo with mitch
  26. stalking, stalking, staliking
  27. latanyas yellow bug, and running it into a curb and it like bounced off
  28. doing weddings with my mom...wheres the keys wheres the keys
  29. marlo my hannnnnnnnnnd
  30. sharing clothes
  31. me losing her clothes and being sooooo scared of her
  32. almost breaking her phone, and she was so rude to me "vanessa i have student counicl shit to do"....
  33. walking to katies to swim on senior sluff day since we still didnt have our licsences
  34. my twin:)
  35. the landslide brought you down haha
  36. pushing people all around at the format concert
  37. packing you at 2 in the morning cause heaven know you didnt do it on your own
  38. moving you the next morning
  39. us working together at the palms

there are many other reasons i love her but those are some of my favs. miss you tons biotch:)

wheres my dogs at wheres my kitty kat

  1. we met in the 6th grade
  2. doing a kids camp ughhh and quiting half way through because we both realized we hated kids
  3. her birthday party when we all got cute flowered flip flops
  4. kareoke at her house..i am the best glenda
  5. watching laguna beach at her house cause heaven knows mtv could not be on at my house...well at least when my parents were home mwahaha
  6. mine and toris personal taxi cab since we didnt have our licsence
  7. swimming at her house
  8. laying out on her big floaty mattress
  9. making her ditch class and taking us places
  10. leaving numbers on cars
  11. stalking people
  12. prank calling
  13. girls camp and her falling while giving her testimony" i'll just stay down here"
  14. crunch wraps
  15. long talks in her car
  16. her laugh
  17. making her cry
  18. getting in the car wreck... jo jo to brother bringhurst " you made her get in the car wreck cause you called her parents and told them she was ditching your class so she was crying while driving"
  19. our specail chili dip
  20. you suck at back massages
  21. you introduce me to my husband
  22. if i was lezbo you would be my husband
  23. you make me laugh so hard
  24. you stayed and played rock band with some geek while i made out with cell phone boy in the other room ewww
  25. my awesome road trip WHICH ONE Y"ALLS THE FIRE FIGHTER
  26. us pretending to be a sleep while tori and kalli were gettin it on in the other room and the mom walks downstairs
  27. what was that damn dogs name
  28. gossip:)
  29. experimenting on my hair
  30. doing my hair for my wedding
  31. driving up north
  32. family get togethers
  33. sleepovers in your cozy bed
  34. hanging out with your moms clients
  35. staying at your grandmas
  36. running away to your house
  37. calling you to come get me when something embarassing happend
  38. going to cafe rio
  39. spread eagle in your car
  40. singing at the top of our loungs to format
  41. going to vegas
  42. going to the format concert and walking out feeling like a whole new women
  43. moving in with you for one day hahah

love ya long time
miss ya

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Sleeping Chloe

click on this link to see poor chloe trying to sleep it is so funny

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

dallas stadium ya'll...I posted a ton so go to older post to view all:)

the guys played football on the field for and hour they didnt want to stop it was chads dream come true im so glad we got to experience it

hahahahaha i think the guys like posing like them a little to much..this was my favorite part of the day for sure

us girls before we got into our uniforms for the game hahaha

chloe in her future job

us in the locker room each stall cost 10,000 dollars the wood was imported from africa

chloe and chaselyn playing ball...

all the hot:)

chloe and i ..i suck at blogging sorry they are all backwards

chloe shots

look chloe finally has some little curels haha yes:)

natalies birthday

chloe loves her spaghetti
hahaha chloe looks dazed

this is all of us girls at red robin look at little michelles head in the back and im tiny behind her ahahaa...and we are glad we made it all her safe...natalie almost got ran off the road in her car on the way here it was so scary...and we were supposed to go to bone daddy's but lets just say when we walked in there the name clearly says it all haha boobies

chaselynn cheesing it sorry nat if i spelt her name wrong

chloe closing her eyes haha